Sunday, January 25, 2009

Five Great Ways to Freak Yourself Out

1) Read "American Psycho" while stoned.
2) Watch "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" highlights and porn on the same screen.
3) Focus only your shadow while jumping up and down on a trampoline.
4) Compare the similarities of Dick Cheney and the fat Cenobite from Hellraiser.
5) Eat heavily-sauced spaghetti while watching "The Passion of the Christ".

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